The Long & Short Of Baldness

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There is amusingly more to the shiny pate than what meets the eye and mind.

It was and is suave for certain folks to be bald, yesterday and today; yet, there’s no reason why the idea cannot ‘work’ for tomorrow too. It is a simple equation, really — with no sweat. It does not call for ‘plumbing’ your grey cells — or, the other way around.

This is primarily because you don’t love, or hate, a dwindling hairline, or you may think that you just don’t belong to it, although you still do. You know it, don’t you? It is, therefore, time you stopped troubling yourself and began thanking nature for your bald pate. Either way, it is trumps for you, even when you don’t really fancy the bald ‘retreat’ on your head. You know it, again, don’t you — what is inevitable has to be endured.

My bald pate, for instance, is my own web — the bare, fully minimalistic roseate revelation, or ‘less baggage on the scalp’ for life. It’s also my own fashion statement. It is, therefore, but natural that some of my friends, who are in the process of applying for their own ‘bald patents,’ subscribe wholeheartedly to the view.

This is, largely, because they can’t do anything better. They just can’t hop out of the system and say no to such a bald deal — or, one inescapable part of their genetic graph. All the same, they are certain of one thing — that being bald is, after all, a wonderful feeling.



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